[01:43:23] PROBLEM - MySQL Slave Delay on storage3 is CRITICAL: CRIT replication delay 216 seconds [01:50:26] RECOVERY - MySQL Slave Delay on storage3 is OK: OK replication delay 24 seconds [03:33:01] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on amslvs2 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [07:21:59] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on amslvs4 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [09:30:59] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on nfs2 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [09:51:34] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on nfs1 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [13:34:17] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on amslvs2 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [17:12:47] PROBLEM - Host db1003 is DOWN: PING CRITICAL - Packet loss = 100% [17:22:23] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on amslvs4 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [18:02:48] PROBLEM - check_all_memcacheds on spence is CRITICAL: MEMCACHED CRITICAL - Timeout reading from 10.0.8.23:11000 [18:04:09] RECOVERY - check_all_memcacheds on spence is OK: MEMCACHED OK - All memcacheds are online [19:31:29] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on nfs2 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [19:52:52] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on nfs1 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours [19:57:27] wtf [19:57:33] who implemented memcached to nagios [19:58:03] oh nvm [19:58:06] wrong channel [23:34:42] PROBLEM - Puppet freshness on amslvs2 is CRITICAL: Puppet has not run in the last 10 hours