| Key | Value |
|---|
| ping | pong |
| google | https://www.google.com/search?q=$url_encoded_* |
| link | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wikipedia | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wiktionary | https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| wikia | http://www.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| meta | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| echo | $* |
| history | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=history |
| log | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log?page=$url_encoded_* |
| userlog | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log?user=$url_encoded_* |
| diff | http://sims.wikia.com/index.php?diff=$* |
| source | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=raw&ctype=text/css |
| edit | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=edit |
| ip | http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/$* |
| isup | http://isup.me/$* |
| coffee | ACTION pours $1 a cup of coffee. |
| do | ACTION $* |
| champagne | ACTION pops the corks of two bottles of champagne, which hits $infobot_nick in both the left and right eyes. |
| drink | ACTION grabs a drink, chugs it down, and burps loudly in front of $infobot_nick. |
| slap | ACTION slaps $1 silly. |
| soda | ACTION shakes a can of soda and gives it to $1. |
| contribs | http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/$wiki_encoded_* |
| mediawiki | https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
| tea | ACTION pours $1 a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot. |