[05:22:01] I am running http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot version wikimedia bot v. 1.10.16.0 my source code is licensed under GPL and located at https://github.com/benapetr/wikimedia-bot I will be very happy if you fix my bugs or implement new features [05:23:48] You are admin identified by name zhuyifei1999!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 [05:24:35] @topic Don't let Helpmebot smoke too much plasma [05:27:43] @seen petan [05:27:43] zhuyifei1999: Last time I saw petan they were quitting the network with reason: Remote host closed the connection N/A at 7/12/2013 4:34:49 PM (12:52:53.4505570 ago) [05:29:44] @optools-on [05:29:44] Operator tools were already enabled on this channel [05:29:49] @topic Don't let Helpmebot smoke too much plasma [05:29:54] ? [05:34:30] @seen Pyfisch [05:34:30] zhuyifei1999: Last time I saw Pyfisch they were quitting the network with reason: Remote host closed the connection N/A at 7/12/2013 3:42:33 PM (13:51:56.7784890 ago) [05:51:37] !smoke Pyfisch [05:51:38] * Helpmebot sets Pyfisch over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Pyfisch. [07:54:35] !eat petan [07:54:35] * Helpmebot takes out a knife, fork, spoon, and the tarter sauce, and eats petan. [07:54:57] :O [09:14:42] petan: wm-bot has a [[linky]] function? [09:14:48] ? [09:15:05] is a user write for example [[Obama]] , the bot giv a link to enwiki:Obama [09:15:13] *is=if [09:16:05] no [09:36:34] zhuyifei1999 you know how to make pidgeon auto-join? [09:36:55] so that you don't need to join all channels by hand on restart [09:40:16] petan: pidgeon = pidgin? [09:40:23] no [09:40:27] :P [09:40:29] http://pidgeonclient.org [09:40:32] ah [10:19:33] !smoke petan [10:19:34] * Helpmebot sets petan over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats petan. [10:22:14] @seen Pyfisch [10:22:14] zhuyifei1999_: Last time I saw Pyfisch they were quitting the network with reason: Remote host closed the connection N/A at 7/12/2013 3:42:33 PM (18:39:40.9269340 ago) [10:22:39] !smoke Pyfisch [10:22:39] * Helpmebot sets Pyfisch over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Pyfisch. [10:23:18] delicious, love fish [10:28:13] :D [10:33:40] !lick zhuyifei1999 [10:33:41] * Helpmebot licks zhuyifei1999 [10:33:54] zhuyifei1999 you know how to make pidgeon auto-join? [10:34:54] !smoking [10:34:58] o_O [11:05:15] Steinsplitter: Can I trout you? [11:08:02] ? [11:09:07] !trout Steinsplitter [11:09:07] takes a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks Steinsplitter with it over and over. [11:09:07] * Helpmebot slaps Steinsplitter with a ten pound trout. [11:18:59] *ggg* [11:18:59] xD [11:22:17] !trout is I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks {0} with it over and over. [11:22:17] You are not authorized to perform this, sorry [11:22:17] * Helpmebot smacks is I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks {0} with it over and over. about a bit with a large trout [11:22:37] @trusted [11:22:37] I trust: zhuyifei1999!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 (2admin), petan!.*@wikimedia/Petrb (2admin), .*@wikipedia/Cyberpower678 (2admin), [11:25:17] !trout [11:25:17] takes a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. [11:25:18] * Helpmebot smacks about a bit with a large trout [11:25:34] !trout is I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. [11:25:34] This key already exist - remove it, if you want to change it [11:25:34] * Helpmebot smacks is I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. about a bit with a large trout [11:25:49] !trout del [11:25:50] Successfully removed trout [11:25:50] * Helpmebot slaps del with a ten pound trout. [11:26:07] !trout is I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. [11:26:07] Key was added [11:26:08] * Helpmebot gets a special rainbow trout from the rainbow river, then smacks is I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. with it. [11:26:42] !trout Steinsplitter [11:26:42] I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks Steinsplitter with it over and over. [11:26:42] * Helpmebot catches a fresh trout from the river, then slaps Steinsplitter with it a few times. [11:27:39] Sorry, I had to trout someone [11:29:37] @notify petan [11:29:37] This user is now online in #wikimedia-dev. I'll let you know when they show some activity (talk, etc.) [11:31:59] what [12:58:24] petan: Why I'm not admin whem my nickname is zhuyifei1999_ [12:59:16] @notify petan? [12:59:16] I'll let you know when I see petan? around here [12:59:19] @notify petan [12:59:19] This user is now online in #wikimedia-dev. I'll let you know when they show some activity (talk, etc.) [12:59:26] . [12:59:42] * when [12:59:43] admin where [12:59:50] here [13:00:05] because regex is for your nick too [13:00:07] @trusted [13:00:07] I trust: zhuyifei1999!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 (2admin), petan!.*@wikimedia/Petrb (2admin), .*@wikipedia/Cyberpower678 (2admin), [13:00:14] You are unknown to me :) [13:00:17] change it to .*@... [13:01:13] @trustadd zhuyifei1999_?!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 [13:01:13] You are not authorized to perform this, sorry [13:01:25] Wrong number of parameters, go fix it - example @trustadd regex (admin|trusted) [13:01:25] @trustadd zhuyifei1999_?!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 [13:01:32] Successfuly added zhuyifei1999_?!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 [13:01:32] @trustadd zhuyifei1999_?!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 admin [13:01:44] You are admin identified by name zhuyifei1999_?!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 [13:02:10] @trustdel zhuyifei1999!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 [13:02:10] User was deleted from access list [13:02:26] You are admin identified by name zhuyifei1999_?!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 [13:02:37] ok this is better [13:05:17] You are unknown to me :) [13:05:21] good [13:05:39] You are unknown to me :) [13:07:35] Successfuly added .*@wikipedia/.* [13:07:35] @trustadd .*@wikipedia/.* trusted [13:07:44] T13|sleeps: ^ [13:08:37] Thanks. petan, have you given any more thought to adding me to root list? :) [13:09:12] depends... you understand how to operate bot and what you can or can not do? [13:09:57] this bot is in almost 80 channels, some of them need it working [13:10:07] if you break it, I won't be happy [13:10:26] I've spent a lot of time on github pawing through the source and learning a lot. I always err on the side of caution. [13:11:32] I'm not super proficient with c#, but I get the jist of much of it. [13:13:57] petan: What kind of regex wm-bot is using? PCRE? [13:14:41] whatever .Net uses [13:15:18] http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/hs600312%28v=vs.71%29.aspx [13:15:59] .net regular expressions incorporate the most popular features of other regular expression implementations such as those in Perl and awk. Designed to be compatible with Perl 5 regular expressions [13:16:36] !zhuyifei1999 is 1999 :O [13:16:36] You are not authorized to perform this, sorry [13:16:39] :-( [13:17:13] @trustadd *@wikimedia/.* trusted [13:17:14] Unable to add user because this regex is a piece of shit [13:17:21] Steinsplitter: ^ [13:17:51] @trustadd *@wikimedia/* trusted [13:17:51] You are not authorized to perform this, sorry [13:18:35] T13|sleeps ok, if you are not on access list of some channel it means you will not touch the bot there unless you are requested to so [13:19:10] Successfuly added .*@wikimedia/.* [13:19:10] @trustadd .*@wikimedia/.* trusted [13:19:21] Steinsplitter: oh sorry [13:19:29] !zhuyifei1999 is 1999 :O [13:19:29] Key was added [13:19:34] !zhuyifei1999 [13:19:34] 1999 :O [13:19:41] !zhuyifei1999 del [13:19:41] Successfully removed zhuyifei1999 [13:19:44] ;-) [13:19:53] !wm-bot [13:19:53] http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot [13:19:54] liar [13:20:05] !wm-bot [13:20:05] http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot [13:20:06] liar [13:20:09] xD [13:20:14] !helpmebot [13:20:14] liar [13:20:14] * Helpmebot v6 is maintained by stwalkerster | My source code is available at http://is.gd/E7XrEy | The list of hard-coded commands can be found at http://is.gd/GQLN1a | The list of commands I have learned in-channel can be found at http://is.gd/hueY0E and may change at any time | The list of users with special access can be found at http://is.gd/AR00iW | I'm glad to be here to help you! [13:20:20] xD [13:20:21] liars [13:21:34] T13|sleeps: @whoami [13:22:30] petan: can you enable @whoami T13|sleeps [13:22:43] maybe [13:22:45] like helpmebot does [13:22:49] it should be @whois [13:22:50] :P [13:29:24] (10:33:41) !lick zhuyifei1999 [13:29:25] (10:33:42) >>>>>>Helpmebot licks zhuyifei1999 [13:29:26] (10:33:56) zhuyifei1999 you know how to make pidgeon auto-join? [13:29:41] petan: that's disgusting [13:30:01] and I was using webchat that time [13:31:07] You are root identified by name .*@wikipedia/Technical-13 [13:31:26] :D [13:31:39] !kill T13|sleeps [13:31:47] !eat T13|sleeps [13:31:48] * Helpmebot takes out a knife, fork, spoon, and the tarter sauce, and eats T13|sleeps. [13:32:09] zhuyifei1999: I think you are looking for !die T13|sleeps [13:32:21] !die T13|sleeps [13:32:24] !stab zhuyifei1999 [13:32:25] * Helpmebot slices at zhuyifei1999 with his cleaver [13:32:33] !die [13:32:33] Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I... Oh no wait, I guess I haven't killed you yet... Well, food for thought. (Please use the @confirm switch.) [13:32:39] ^^^ lol [13:33:27] T13|sleeps: what's that? [13:33:31] AUA! too many cherries. [13:33:33] * T13|sleeps knew it required an @confirm switch.. [13:33:44] ups... wrong chat. [13:33:59] zhuyifei1999: it shuts Helpmebot down... [13:34:35] !trout [13:34:35] I am taking a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. [13:34:36] * Helpmebot gets a special rainbow trout from the rainbow river, then smacks with it. [13:34:48] T13|sleeps: really? [13:35:01] !cmdhelp Die [13:35:01] http://helpmebot.org.uk/wiki/Command:Die [13:36:23] T13|sleeps: It's fun. Please don't shut it down. [13:36:57] I won't. [13:37:33] T13|sleeps: and you're not "sleeps", are you? [13:37:56] It would shut it down on all channels and stwalkerster would probably have to restart it from jenkins commandline. [13:38:10] I'm in bot mode? Autopilot? [13:39:04] T13|sleeps: [13:39:13] I mean your nick [13:39:53] Yeah.. still half asleep.. [13:40:45] The loudest one was zhuyifei1999, who yelled 27.1% of the time! :O [13:41:05] Steinsplitter: what? [13:41:18] https://triton.aquila.uberspace.de/irc-stats/labs-offtopic/ :P [13:41:51] Steinsplitter: how's your bot know who's yelling? [13:42:01] I never yell [13:42:22] Steinsplitter: needs a username and password? [13:42:40] jwp [13:42:47] username and pw: jwp [13:43:02] This is a joke bot to have fun :) [13:45:24] (13:41:52) Steinsplitter: how's your bot know who's yelling? [13:45:25] (13:42:03) I never yell [13:46:06] xD [13:46:11] Funbot :P ;-) [13:46:26] Steinsplitter: it only shows who babbles the most.. to figure out who yells the most, it would have to count CAPS [13:46:40] Helpmebot is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 6 times. [13:46:40] For example, like this: [13:46:40] * Helpmebot slaps del with a ten pound trout. [13:47:19] Strange, no op was given on #wikimedia-labs-offtopic! [13:47:20] Wow, no op was taken on #wikimedia-labs-offtopic! [13:47:43] T13|sleeps: its a old perl script [13:48:22] petan has quite a potty mouth. 1.4% words were foul language. [13:49:24] wm-bot is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people! [13:49:28] petan: maby disabeling public logging for -offtopic? [13:49:45] why did u enable it? [13:49:51] @logoff