[13:06:32] Channel is now logged [13:06:37] :O [13:06:48] @trustadd .*@wikipedia/Cyberpower678 admin [13:06:48] Unable to add user because this user is already in a list [13:06:58] !helpmebot [13:06:58] liar [13:06:59] * Helpmebot v6 is maintained by stwalkerster | My source code is available at http://is.gd/E7XrEy | The list of hard-coded commands can be found at http://is.gd/GQLN1a | The list of commands I have learned in-channel can be found at http://is.gd/hueY0E and may change at any time | The list of users with special access can be found at http://is.gd/AR00iW | I'm glad to be here to help you! [13:08:23] !wm-bot [13:08:23] http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot [13:08:24] liar [13:09:03] !liar [13:09:22] Hi stwalkerster [13:10:08] Cyberpower678: oh, please [13:10:54] !smoke Cyberpower678 [13:10:54] * Helpmebot marinates Cyberpower678, smokes them, and eats them afterwards. Munch Munch. [13:11:27] * zhuyifei1999 sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then eats Cyberpower678. [13:11:32] !smoke zhuyifei1999 [13:11:33] * Helpmebot marinates zhuyifei1999, smokes them, and eats them afterwards. Munch Munch. [13:11:39] * zhuyifei1999 sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then eats Cyberpower678. [13:12:05] petan: https://triton.aquila.uberspace.de/irc-stats/labs-offtopic/ [13:12:06] :P [13:12:14] !troll [13:12:14] Not just greenish warty creatures that live under bridges anymore. See: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Troll [13:14:03] * zhuyifei1999 sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then eats Cyberpower678. [13:14:07] !smoke Cyberpower678 [13:14:08] * Helpmebot marinates Cyberpower678, smokes them, and eats them afterwards. Munch Munch. [13:14:28] !huggle [13:14:32] !mäh [13:14:41] !petan [13:14:42] Petr Bena - http://enwp.org/User:Petrb [13:14:43] :O [13:14:49] ah :D [13:15:10] @stats [13:15:13] @db [13:15:15] hm... [13:15:17] :P [13:17:13] Steinsplitter: ? [13:17:28] the chat is now public logged? [13:17:46] yep [13:17:51] !join #wikimedia-labs [13:18:12] (13:06:34) @logon [13:18:13] (13:06:34) Channel is now logged [13:18:21] okay. so i let StoneB here vpr generating evil stats :) [13:22:48] Cyberpower678: please [13:25:29] Cyberpower678: please! [13:27:22] zhuyifei1999, ? [13:28:28] sets %s over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then eats %s. [13:28:49] Cyberpower678: ^ [13:33:28] Cyberpower678!!!! [13:34:28] @notify Cyberpower678 [13:34:28] This user is now online in #wikimedia-tech. I'll let you know when they show some activity (talk, etc.) [13:34:48] zhuyifei1999, how about "/me sets {0} over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinates and eats {0}. [13:35:41] wait a sec... [13:36:50] Cyberpower678: google says it's marinades [13:36:59] !forget smoke [13:37:18] !smoke [13:37:46] !learn @action smoke sets {0} over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats {0}. [13:38:05] @trust [13:38:08] I am running http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot version wikimedia bot v. 1.10.16.0 my source code is licensed under GPL and located at https://github.com/benapetr/wikimedia-bot I will be very happy if you fix my bugs or implement new features [13:38:18] !smoke zhuyifei1999 [13:38:19] * Helpmebot sets zhuyifei1999 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats zhuyifei1999. [13:38:23] !wm-bot [13:38:23] http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot [13:38:23] liar [13:39:33] !zhuyifei1999 [13:39:35] :P [13:53:03] @seen Steinsplitter [13:53:03] zhuyifei1999: Last time I saw Steinsplitter they were quitting the network with reason: Quit: ... N/A at 7/12/2013 1:39:51 PM (00:13:11.6549680 ago) [13:53:17] @notify Steinsplitter [13:53:17] I'll let you know when I see Steinsplitter around here [14:20:38] any fun? [14:27:21] zhuyifei1999: I have a game which can also be played over irc if the players don't liar :D [14:27:50] Pyfisch: What? [14:29:15] every player uses the random page function on nl.wikipedia who has first 10 botstubs wins for real articles you lose 2 points [14:29:39] botstubs? [14:29:58] I'm hungry [14:30:06] !smoke Pyfisch [14:30:06] * Helpmebot sets Pyfisch over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Pyfisch. [14:30:15] :DD [14:30:47] Cyberpower678: I have a really bad taste! [14:32:02] I loves fish [14:32:08] Pyfisch: "marinades" would solve it [14:32:17] Cyberpower678: me too [14:32:37] * Cyberpower678 is trying to do the impossible. [14:32:42] Cyberpower678: botstubs = bot created articles with not much content you can eat them [14:33:22] Anyone wanna know what I'm trying to do. [14:33:24] ? [14:35:03] yes [14:35:09] Multithreading PHP scripts. [14:35:13] :p [14:36:04] I've got a script that will take at least 30 hours to execute. [14:36:10] Pyfisch: can you explain the game to me tomorrow? I'm going to sleep [14:36:41] zhuyifei1999: where are you living? [14:36:46] I want to see if I can multithread that script to do simultaneous calculations to speed up the process. [14:36:56] zhuyifei1999 lives in the North Pole. [14:37:03] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:08] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:37:13] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:18] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:37:23] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:31] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:37:37] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:38] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:37:44] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:45] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:37:49] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:50] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:37:53] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:54] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:37:58] Cyberpower678: no [14:37:59] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:38:01] !troll [14:38:01] Not just greenish warty creatures that live under bridges anymore. See: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Troll [14:38:02] Cyberpower678: no [14:38:03] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:38:07] Cyberpower678: no [14:38:08] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:38:11] Cyberpower678: no [14:38:12] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:38:17] Cyberpower678: no [14:38:18] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:38:23] I am running http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot version wikimedia bot v. 1.10.16.0 my source code is licensed under GPL and located at https://github.com/benapetr/wikimedia-bot I will be very happy if you fix my bugs or implement new features [14:38:24] Cyberpower678: no [14:38:26] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:38:30] Cyberpower678: no [14:38:30] @q Cyberpower678 [14:38:30] Permission denied [14:38:34] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:38:34] .... [14:38:39] lol [14:38:40] @q Technical_13 [14:38:48] @q Cyberpower678 [14:38:53] Cyberpower678: no [14:38:54] wast ist das jetzt [14:39:06] @unq Cyberpower678 [14:39:11] zhuyifei1999, yes [14:39:17] @q Cyberpower678 [14:39:21] Cyberpower678: no [14:39:29] @unq Technical_13 [14:39:36] :) [14:39:38] Cyberpower678: no [14:39:43] Cyberpower678: no [14:39:47] Cyberpower678: yes [14:39:49] @unq Cyberpower678 [14:39:50] Cyberpower678: yes [14:39:54] @q zhuyifei1999 [14:39:57] what are you doing? [14:39:59] what are you doing? [14:40:00] what are you doing? [14:40:01] :D [14:40:02] what are you doing? [14:40:03] what are you doing? [14:40:05] what are you doing? [14:40:06] Pyfisch: no [14:40:11] @q Pyfisch [14:40:18] @unq Pyfisch [14:40:27] @unq zhuyifei1999 [14:40:31] @q Cyberpower678 [14:40:32] Permission denied [14:40:34] Cyberpower678: no [14:40:36] :-( [14:40:44] @q zhuyifei1999 [14:40:44] Permission denied [14:40:48] _:-( [14:40:50] :-( [14:41:09] spam [14:41:10] spam [14:41:12] spam [14:41:13] spam [14:41:15] @q Pyfisch [14:41:15] spam [14:41:29] @unq Pyfisch [14:41:32] eggs [14:41:40] * Cyberpower678 loves eggs [14:42:03] @q Technical_13 [14:42:15] * Pyfisch throws an egg on Cyberpower678s head [14:42:29] * zhuyifei1999 hates eggs [14:42:39] * Cyberpower678 jumps up and catches the egg in his mouth. [14:42:43] Yum [14:42:47] !smoke jimmyxu [14:42:48] * Helpmebot sets over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats . [14:43:04] Pyfisch, you did it wrong [14:43:07] !smoke jimmyxu [14:43:07] * Helpmebot sets jimmyxu over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats jimmyxu. [14:43:12] * jimmyxu stares at those two extra spaces [14:43:22] !smoke jimmyxu [14:43:22] * Helpmebot sets jimmyxu over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats jimmyxu. [14:43:29] !smoke jimmyxu [14:43:30] * Helpmebot sets jimmyxu over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats jimmyxu. [14:43:38] !electrocute Pyfisch [14:43:39] * Helpmebot electrocutes Pyfisch. [14:43:41] @q Pyfisch [14:43:46] @unq Pyfisch [14:43:48] is something left of jimmyxu [14:43:50] ?? [14:44:05] I am running http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot version wikimedia bot v. 1.10.16.0 my source code is licensed under GPL and located at https://github.com/benapetr/wikimedia-bot I will be very happy if you fix my bugs or implement new features [14:44:08] !help [14:44:08] !documentation for labs !wm-bot for bot [14:44:08] @optools-off [14:44:10] Operator tools have been disabled on this channel [14:44:27] Helpmebot: help [14:44:50] wm-bot thanks [14:44:51] Hey zhuyifei1999, you are welcome! [14:45:20] wm-bot hi [14:45:42] @q Pyfisch [14:45:50] oh right [14:45:55] @optools-on [14:45:55] Operator tools have been enabled on this channel [14:46:00] Cyberpower678: not working? [14:46:03] haha [14:46:10] @q Pyfisch [14:46:14] haha [14:46:20] @unq Pyfisch [14:46:22] @unq Pyfisch [14:46:32] @optools-off [14:46:32] Operator tools have been disabled on this channel [14:47:06] Who wants to trout war? [14:47:31] !trout Pyfisch [14:47:31] /me takes a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks Pyfisch with it over and over. [14:47:32] * Helpmebot takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and smacks Pyfisch with it. [14:47:43] !trout del [14:47:43] Successfully removed trout [14:47:43] * Helpmebot slaps del with a ten pound trout. [14:48:21] !trout is takes a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. [14:48:21] Key was added [14:48:22] * Helpmebot smacks is takes a 10-pound rainbow trout out of a river, and smacks $1 with it over and over. about a bit with a large trout [14:48:34] :DDD [14:49:18] zhuyifei1999, that command is reserved for labs when ever the labs maintainers break it. [14:49:34] !whale zhuyifei1999 [14:49:35] * Helpmebot throws a 3000 pound whale at zhuyifei1999. [14:49:54] !smoke Cyberpower678 [14:49:55] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [14:50:24] smoking plasma can't be good for Helpmebot. [14:50:43] :p [14:55:57] !eat Cyberpower678 [14:56:30] * Cyberpower678 thinks that his plasma form will destroy Helpmebot [14:56:43] !eat is takes out a knife and fork and eats [14:56:43] You are not authorized to perform this, sorry [14:56:53] @optools on [14:56:59] @optools-on [14:56:59] Operator tools have been enabled on this channel [14:57:04] @unq Tech [14:57:04] Sorry but I don't see this user in a channel [14:57:12] @unq Technical_13 [14:57:23] * Technical_13 needs to convice petan to put him on root privilege list.. ( or code it himself and do a pull request ) [15:00:06] !eat is takes out a knife and fork and eats [15:00:06] Key was added [15:00:08] Sorry Technical_13 [15:00:20] I didn't know you were quieted. [15:00:23] !eat [15:00:24] takes out a knife and fork and eats [15:00:29] ... [15:00:31] !eat Technical_13 [15:00:31] takes out a knife and fork and eats [15:00:42] Technical_13: me too [15:00:50] !eat del [15:00:51] Successfully removed eat [15:00:59] !eat is takes out a knife and fork and eats [15:01:00] Key was added [15:01:36] !learn eat @action takes out a knife, fork, spoon, and the tarter sauce, and eats {0}. [15:01:43] !eat del [15:01:43] Successfully removed eat [15:01:44] @action takes out a knife, fork, spoon, and the tarter sauce, and eats del. [15:01:58] Oops [15:02:04] !forget eat] [15:02:05] @action before name [15:02:11] !forget eat [15:02:15] !cmdhelp Learn [15:02:15] http://helpmebot.org.uk/wiki/Command:Learn [15:02:49] !learn @action eat takes out a knife, fork, spoon, and the tarter sauce, and eats {0}. [15:02:55] !eat Technical_13 [15:02:56] * Helpmebot takes out a knife, fork, spoon, and the tarter sauce, and eats Technical_13. [15:03:15] Really sorry for this: [15:03:17] (14:42:05) @q Technical_13 [15:03:18] (14:42:06) wm-bot!~wm-bot@wikimedia/bot/wm-bot changed mode +q *!*@wikipedia/Technical-13 [15:03:41] @optools-off [15:03:41] Operator tools have been disabled on this channel [15:03:54] lol [15:03:57] Let's not do that again. [15:04:00] copied the wrong thing [15:04:12] Cyberpower678: + Support [15:04:21] !eat zhuyifei1999 [15:04:21] * Helpmebot takes out a knife, fork, spoon, and the tarter sauce, and eats zhuyifei1999. [15:04:40] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:04:41] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:05:04] I'm hungry [15:05:33] I'm not, but Helpmebot just ate both of us [15:06:38] zhuyifei1999, I'm plasma. I can't be eaten without massive harm being done to the one eating me. And I eventually escape the eater. [15:06:50] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:06:50] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:06:53] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:06:54] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:06:54] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:06:55] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:06:55] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:06:56] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:06:57] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:06:57] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:06:58] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:06:59] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:06:59] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:07:00] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:07:00] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:07:01] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:07:01] !smoke Cyberpower678 [15:07:02] * Helpmebot sets Cyberpower678 over hickory smoke and waits for the taste to be just right, then marinades and eats Cyberpower678. [15:07:09] @optool-on [15:07:13] @kick zhuyifei1999 [15:07:31] @optools-on [15:07:31] Operator tools have been enabled on this channel [15:07:31] @optool-off [15:07:34] @optool-off [15:07:37] @kick zhuyifei1999 [15:07:45] @optools-off [15:07:45] Operator tools have been disabled on this channel [15:07:52] @optool-off [15:07:53] @optool-off [15:07:55] @optool-off [15:07:55] zhuyifei1999, welcome back [15:07:56] @optool-off [15:08:02] I am running http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/WM-Bot version wikimedia bot v. 1.10.16.0 my source code is licensed under GPL and located at https://github.com/benapetr/wikimedia-bot I will be very happy if you fix my bugs or implement new features [15:08:12] @trusted [15:08:12] I trust: zhuyifei1999!.*@wikimedia/zhuyifei1999 (2admin), petan!.*@wikimedia/Petrb (2admin), .*@wikipedia/Cyberpower678 (2admin), [15:08:25] zhuyifei1999, It's already off. [15:08:34] ok [15:08:45] !break Helpmebot [15:08:51] ?? [15:09:10] !learn @action break breaks {0}. [15:09:20] !break labs [15:09:20] * Helpmebot breaks labs. [15:09:47] * zhuyifei1999 fixes labs [15:10:17] @optools-on [15:10:17] Operator tools have been enabled on this channel [15:10:29] Anyway, I have to sleep now [15:10:31] @optool-off [15:10:38] zhuyifei1999, good night. [15:53:39] No thank you wm-bot [15:53:39] Hey Technical_13, you are welcome! [15:53:55] ... epic fail ... sarcasm kills... [22:14:35] !mytalk Technical_13 [22:14:36] Technical_13's talk page can be found at http://enwp.org/User_talk:Technical_13