[05:27:38] Remember me from 2016? I should have been globally locked by now. Please report me to https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Srg I’m this user:https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth?target=SanAntonioGirl16 @TheNorth [05:27:42] Remember me from 2016? I should have been globally locked by now. Please report me to https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Srg I’m this user:https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth?target=SanAntonioGirl16 @TheNorth [05:27:56] I’m this user not Lauren: https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth?target=SanAntonioGirl16 [05:28:11] I don’t know Lauren @theNorth [05:29:02] I must acknowledge that I should have been globally locked in 2016. It’s way past time for me to be globally locked. This is me: https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth?target=SanAntonioGirl16 theNorth [05:29:18] @theNorth this is me: https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth?target=SanAntonioGirl16 [05:29:44] Please report me theNorth [05:29:55] to Steward requests/Global @theNorth [14:42:07] the wiki sites are a bit slow, hehe [15:17:47] PROBLEM - wikidata-alerts grafana alert on icinga1001 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL: Wikidata Alerts ( https://grafana.wikimedia.org/d/TUJ0V-0Zk/wikidata-alerts ) is alerting: Edits: below 30 per minute (for 2 minutes). https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/WMDE/Wikidata/Alerts https://grafana.wikimedia.org/d/TUJ0V-0Zk/ [15:21:31] RECOVERY - wikidata-alerts grafana alert on icinga1001 is OK: OK: Wikidata Alerts ( https://grafana.wikimedia.org/d/TUJ0V-0Zk/wikidata-alerts ) is not alerting. https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/WMDE/Wikidata/Alerts https://grafana.wikimedia.org/d/TUJ0V-0Zk/ [16:25:07] PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs1010 is CRITICAL: 3640 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [16:26:01] i'm this user https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/SanAntonioGirl16 theNorth [16:26:21] Could you please request a global lock for SanAntonioGirl16 (me: https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/SanAntonioGirl16 [16:27:00] @TheNorth just go to this page and add me (SanAntonioGirl16): https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Steward_requests/Global [16:28:32] I should have been globally locked back in 2016. From SanAntonioGirl16 [16:29:33] @theNorth [20:46:56] PROBLEM - wikidata.org dispatch lag is REALLY high ---4000s- on www.wikidata.org is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/project/view/71/ [20:51:15] PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs1009 is CRITICAL: 3613 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [20:51:24] PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs1008 is CRITICAL: 3623 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [20:51:38] PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs1003 is CRITICAL: 3632 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [20:51:58] PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs2005 is CRITICAL: 3660 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [20:52:25] PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs2004 is CRITICAL: 3683 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [20:52:38] PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs2006 is CRITICAL: 3693 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [21:03:45] RECOVERY - WDQS high update lag on wdqs1003 is OK: (C)3600 ge (W)1200 ge 98.1 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [21:04:01] RECOVERY - WDQS high update lag on wdqs2005 is OK: (C)3600 ge (W)1200 ge 44.47 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [21:04:29] RECOVERY - WDQS high update lag on wdqs2004 is OK: (C)3600 ge (W)1200 ge 15.99 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen [21:04:31] RECOVERY - wikidata.org dispatch lag is REALLY high ---4000s- on www.wikidata.org is OK: HTTP OK: HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 1915 bytes in 0.071 second response time https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/project/view/71/ [21:04:41] RECOVERY - WDQS high update lag on wdqs2006 is OK: (C)3600 ge (W)1200 ge 52 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen