[00:09:43] <icinga-wm>	 RECOVERY - Check systemd state on wdqs1009 is OK: OK - running: The system is fully operational https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Monitoring/check_systemd_state
[10:53:32] <icinga-wm>	 PROBLEM - WDQS high update lag on wdqs1009 is CRITICAL: 2.902e+04 ge 3600 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen
[11:27:58] <addshore>	  2.902e+04 ge 3600  ha
[11:30:10] <Lucas_WMDE>	 that’s just 29k (seconds), isn’t it? so ca 8h?
[11:31:35] <Lucas_WMDE>	 (`units` first yelled at me that 29k seconds doesn’t convert to time – it needs to be 29 kseconds, 29k seconds means 29 times Boltzmann constant times seconds :D )
[20:43:25] <jeblad>	 Weird… I added a note about a well-known and documented story about infedility a few years back and it seems to be gone…
[20:44:26] <jeblad>	 The children from a fling has become more known than himself, but the family refuse to accept them.
[23:41:43] <icinga-wm>	 RECOVERY - WDQS high update lag on wdqs1009 is OK: (C)3600 ge (W)1200 ge 1161 https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikidata_query_service/Runbook%23Update_lag https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/wikidata-query-service?orgId=1&panelId=8&fullscreen