Key | Value |
ping | pong |
google | https://www.google.com/search?q=$url_encoded_* |
link | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
contribs | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contribs/$wiki_encoded_* |
history | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=history |
source | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=raw&ctype=text/css |
edit | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=edit |
log | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=$url_encoded_* |
userlog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?user=$url_encoded_* |
echo | $* |
diff | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/$* |
meta | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
phab | https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/$url_encoded_* |
mediawiki | https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
isup | http://isup.me/$* |
ticket | https://ticket.wikimedia.org/otrs/index.pl?Action=AgentTicketZoom&TicketNumber=$url_encoded_* |
wiktionary | https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
aiv | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrator_intervention_against_vandalism |
anew | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Edit_warring |
perm | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_permissions |
rfpp | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_page_protection |
uaa | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Usernames_for_administrator_attention |
rfa | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/$wiki_encoded_* |
spi | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/$wiki_encoded_* |
pageinfo | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=info |
rc | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RecentChanges |
wikia | http://www.wikia.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
mos | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Manual_of_Style |
wayback | https://web.archive.org/web/$url_encoded_* |
csdlog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:$wiki_encoded_*/CSD_log |
prodlog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:$wiki_encoded_*/PROD_log |
emergency | If you are reporting a serious threat of violence, suicide or death threat, bomb threat, etc., please email emergency@wikimedia.org with the relevant information - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:EMERGENCY |
spertable | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AnomieBOT/SPERTable |
pertable | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AnomieBOT/PERTable |
epertable | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AnomieBOT/EPERTable |
tpertable | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AnomieBOT/TPERTable |
editreqtable | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AnomieBOT/EDITREQTable |
kihap | Hiiiiiyyyaaaaa!!! |
pend | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:PendingChanges |
newpages | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:NewPages |
userlinks | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:$wiki_encoded_* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:$wiki_encoded_* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contribs/$wiki_encoded_* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/$wiki_encoded_* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?user=$url_encoded_* |
blocklog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=block&page=User:$url_encoded_* |
copyviodetector | https://tools.wmflabs.org/copyvios/ |
csd | Category: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAT:CSD | Policy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:CSD |
adminbacklog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Administrative_backlog |
backlog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_backlog |
sparta | This... is... SPARTA!!! |
admindashboard | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Admin_dashboard |
an | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard |
ani | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents |
m4a1 | ACTION Swiss Cheeses $1. |
m16 | ACTION gives $1 a lead enema. |
minigun | ACTION pumps $1 full of lead. |
huntingrifle | ACTION declares open season on $1. |
stab | ACTION drives a knife into $1's torso. |
whale | ACTION throws a rather large whale at $1. |
piano | ACTION drops a grand piano onto $1's head. |
flamethrower | ACTION OMGWTFBBQ's $1. |
m | You're doing good, $1! Keep it up! |
scar | ACTION guns $1 down. |
help | For help with this bot, see https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wm-bot. For a list of commands, see https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zfGh9timItyJDBA9hNNgdoN5WDZ3iZ5fwPGwIMLlGj8. |
wine | ACTION pours $1 a glass of wine. |
chainsaw | ACTION makes mincemeat out of $1. |
sledge | ACTION turns $1 into a pancake. |
punch2 | ACTION gives $1 the 'ol one-two. |
punch3 | ACTION lays $1 out with a cheap shot. |
punch4 | ACTION shows $1 the eye of the tiger. |
punch5 | ACTION makes n00bsauce out of $1. |
beer | ACTION hands $1 a beer, courtesy of $infobot_nick! |
pho | ACTION hands $1 a bowl of tasty warm pho. |
noodle | ACTION gives $1 a plate of fried noodles. |
uabuselog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchUser=$url_encoded_* |
pabuselog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchTitle=$url_encoded_* |
abusefilter | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/$1 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=$1 |
nachos | ACTION serves up a platter of nachos and dip. |
rice | ACTION hands $1 a steaming bowl of steamed rice. |
lta | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/$wiki_encoded_* |
helpme | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedians_looking_for_help |
bat2 | ACTION knocks $1 out of the park. |
bat3 | ACTION plays t-ball with $1's head. |
bat4 | ACTION grand slams $1. |
glock2 | ACTION busts a cap into $1. |
glock3 | ACTION hits $1 right between the eyes. |
eat | ACTION grabs a fork and a knife and cannibalizes $1. |
cookie | ACTION gives $1 a cookie. |
cookies | ACTION produces a baking tray filled with freshly baked cookies! |
os | The fastest way to contact an oversighter is to email oversight-en-wp@wikipedia.org or use https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:EmailUser/Oversight. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:RFO for alternative methods. |
punch6 | ACTION PWNS $1. |
commons | https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
punch7 | ACTION makes $1 fear the reaper. |
punch8 | ACTION puts $1 down for the count. |
punch9 | ACTION handles $1 heavy-handedly. |
redirect | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?redirect=no |
pillow | ACTION slips a pillow underneath $1's head. |
friday | $infobot_nick: Oh, please don't mention that God-awful song. |
brfa | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bots/Requests_for_approval/$wiki_encoded_* |
wlh | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:WhatLinksHere/$wiki_encoded_* |
seen | This command is disabled on this channel. Please use "/msg wm-bot @seen $1" instead. Thanks. |
taco | ACTION gives $1 a real Mexican taco, not the Taco Bell crap. |
birthdaycake | ACTION bakes $1 a delicious birthday cake. Blow out the candles! Oh, and happy birthday! |
bacon | ACTION gives $1 a plate of juicy bacon. |
sushi | ACTION gives $1 several small plates of tasty sashimi and rice. |
borscht | ACTION hands $1 a steaming bowl of hearty borscht. |
sandwich | ACTION makes $1 a PB&J sandwich. |
puppies | ACTION gives $1 a bouquet of puppers! |
vodka | ACTION pours $1 a shot of strong Russian vodka. |
mimosa | ACTION pours a goblet of Champagne, adds a drop of orange juice, and slides it to $1 |
afc | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiProject_Articles_for_creation/Submissions - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Pending_AfC_submissions |
fart | lets out a one cheek sneak and wafts it upon $1 |
notwiki | Don't abbreviate "Wikipedia" as "Wiki"! That's like calling the Eiffel Tower "Tower" (e.g. "I visited the Tower in France yesterday"). UGH! http://enwp.org/WP:NOTWIKI |
greentea | pours $1 a nice, warm cup of green tea. |
afd | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/$wiki_encoded_* |
latte | brews up a perfectly good coffee then adds milk, butter, a brick of chocolate topped with two scoops of ice cream and hands it to $1 |
beammeup | I cannae do et cap'n, I do nae have the power |
fan | waves a paper fan at $1 and feeds them frozen grapes |
bread | bakes $1 a loaf of bread. |
chaingun | belt feeds $1. |
doabarrelroll | ¡ʇᴉ ƃuᴉop ɯ,I |
ask | I have a question: Can you stop asking questions? |
smores | breaks out the graham crackers, chocolate, marshmallows, and campfire. |
pizza | bakes $1 a delicious pizza with their favourite toppings. |
hotpocket | cooks up a Hot Pocket (r) to a piping 5000K and hucks it at $1. |
samosa | prepares a batch of fried samosas and gives it to $1. |
pancakes | whips up a dozen flapjacks, stacks them a mile high on the same platter, and serves it to everyone in the channel. |
pancake | prepares a single pancake, pours some maple syrup over it, and serves it to $1. |
coffeefail | attempts to make coffee, but fumbles and spills it all over $1. |
Marco | Polo |
tavor | goes scarface on $1. |
popcorn | heats up kernels of corn until they pop, pours some melted butter over them, and hands the snack to $1. |
abuselog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/$1 (For specific users, see !uabuselog. For specific pages, see !pabuselog. For specific filters, see !abusefilter) |
makemeasandwich | *poof* You're a sandwich! 😛 |
lennyface | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
shrug | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
kick | sends $1 flying for a good ten metres with a well placed roundhouse kick to the torso. |
smoothie | tosses some fruit, yogurt, and ice into a blender, purees until smooth, then pours it out and serves it to $1. |
milkshake | throws a splash of milk, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and some chocolate syrup into a blender, mixes until it's smooth, and serves it immediately to $1. |
icecreamfloat | scoops some ice cream into a cold glass of soda and serves it to $1. |
whatiszerodividedbyzero | Imagine dividing zero cookies amongst zero friends. See, it doesn't make sense. Cookie Monster is sad because there are no cookies. And you are sad because you have no friends. |
whenami | The present, of course. TARDIS functionality is still undergoing development. Sorry! |
whoshotfirst | I bet it was a member of the band. |
sock | throws a smelly sock at $1. |
shoutwiki | http://www.shoutwiki.com/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
garlicbread | bakes $1 a delicious baguette of garlic bread. |
translate | $infobot_nick: Please use "@translate $*" instead |
mfd | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/$wiki_encoded_* |
tfd | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Templates_for_discussion/$wiki_encoded_* |
ffd | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Files_for_discussion/$wiki_encoded_* |
cfd | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Categories_for_discussion/$wiki_encoded_* |
rfd | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirects_for_discussion/$wiki_encoded_* |
beerfail | attempts to send $1 a mug of beer, but throws it a little too hard and sends the liquid splashing all over $1. |
milk | pours $1 a glass of milk. |
teafail | is about to pour $1 a cup of tea, but tips the teapot over a little too much and sends hot tea splashing all over $1's lap. |
whoshotthesheriff | Bob Marley. But he didn't shoot the deputy, if that makes a difference. |
kill | $infobot_nick: That seems a little extreme, don't you think? |
slap2 | backhands $1. |
slap3 | slaps $1 around a bit with his robot hand. |
soymilk | pours $1 a glass of soymilk. |
bomb | stuffs a bomb down $1's pants. The bomb blows up before $1 can do anything about it! |
flamethrower2 | incinerates $1. |
flamethrower3 | commits arson on $1. |
flamethrower4 | burns $1 alive. |
flamethrower5 | sets $1 ablaze. |
tnt | straps $1 to a bunch of TNT and detonates them. |
icecreamfail | is about to scoop some ice cream into a cone for $1, but drops it onto the ground instead. Oops! $1 watches in dismay as the scoop of ice cream melts into a goopy puddle. |
glock4 | shoots $1 in the face (Boom! Headshot!) |
slap4 | slippity-slaps $1 until they see stars. |
sledge2 | ganks $1 with a sledge. |
machete | jumps out of the jungle and slashes $1 with a machete. |
machete2 | grabs a bolo and hacks $1's limbs off with it. |
icedtea | pours $1 a refreshing glass of iced tea. |
lemontea | pours $1 a nice, warm cup of lemon tea and garnishes it with another lemon. |
chocolatemilk | pours $1 a glass of milk with chocolate syrup in it! |
bat5 | Babe Ruth's $1. |
machete3 | Jason Voorhees's $1. |
lasersword | uses the force on $1. |
chainsaw2 | saws $1 off to sleep. |
chainsaw3 | chainsaw massacres $1. |
railgun | schools $1 in magnetism. |
railgun2 | shows $1 what a rod is. |
chaingun2 | Hasta La Vista's $1. |
flamethrower6 | torches $1. |
railgun3 | rearranges $1's atoms. |
lasersword3 | shows $1 the dark side. |
chaingun3 | annihilates $1. |
railgun4 | fires teh lazer at $1. |
railgun5 | SHOOP DA WHOOP's $1. |
railgun6 | turns $1 into anti-matter. |
shotgun2 | double-barrels $1. |
shotgun3 | tells $1 off with a sawed-off. |
huntingrifle2 | mistakes $1 for a quail. |
huntingrifle3 | duck hunts $1. |
shotgun4 | boomsticks $1. |
lasersword4 | becomes the father of $1. |
railgun7 | sends $1 back to the future. |
shotgun5 | sends $1 back to the civil war. |
huntingrifle4 | poaches $1. |
glock5 | gansta grip's $1. |
shotgun6 | 12-gauges $1. |
railgun8 | turns $1 into dark matter. |
flamethrower7 | flambé's $1. |
flamethrower8 | fires $1 for gross incompetence. |
flamethrower9 | melts $1's face off. |
flamethrower10 | sends $1 to the burn ward. |
flamethrower11 | kicks $1 up a notch (Bam!) |
chaingun4 | shows $1 high-caliber. |
flamethrower12 | serves $1 up extra-crispy. |
chainsaw4 | logs a kill off $1. |
flamethrower13 | burninates $1. |
flamethrower14 | extinguishes $1 with fire. |
railgun9 | performs laser eye surgery on $1. |
chainsaw5 | Paul Bunyan's $1. |
punch10 | K.O.'s $1 — fatality! |
punch11 | Mike Tyson's $1. |
winefail | pours too much wine into $1's glass, too quickly. The glass tips over and spills its contents all over $1. |
bat6 | slugs $1. |
bat7 | combines bat and $1 to make corpse. |
lasersword2 | does kill $1 (There was no try). |
macandcheese | spoons some pipin' hot mac and cheese into a bowl for $1. |
hotdog | places a hot wiener on bun and hands it to $1. |
salad | tosses some leafy greens and lentils together into a bowl and serves it to $1. |
burger | grills a patty, slices some tomatoes and iceberg lettuce, puts them together inside some buns, and serves it to $1. |
patty | prepares a warm, delicious Jamaican patty for $1. |
poutine | grabs some French fries, tops it with cheese curds and gravy, and serves it to $1. |
fries | slices up a potato, deep-fries it to perfection, adds some salt, and serves it to $1. |
cupcake | bakes a cupcake, puts some icing on it, and hands it to $1. |
hotdogfail | is about to hand $1 a delicious hot dog, but alas, the wiener slips out of the bun and lands on the ground. |
milkshakefail | throws some milk, ice cream, and chocolate syrup into a blender and starts blending it. However, the lid for the blender goes flying, turning the blender into a sugary fountain that covers $1 in milkshake. |
machete4 | guerrilla's $1. |
pancakefail | is cooking up a flapjack when, trying to look impressive, throws the pancake up into the air. He throws it a little bit too hard and sends the pancake flying into $1's face. |
canada | Eh? 🍁 |
fireworks | launches several firecrackers into the air, filling the sky with coloured streaks of light. |
throw | grabs $1 by their hair, swings them around his head, and throws them across the room effortlessly. |
surprise | surprises $1 with a scary Halloween mask! ...and some cookies and cake and champagne. |
surprisefail | flatly tells $1 to show up on time for their surprise party, then hides behind couch. |
tacofail | "accidentally" drops $1's taco and steps on it. |
bombfail | stuffs a bomb down $1's pants, but it fails to detonate! $1 quickly pulls it out of their pants, rearms it, and throws it back at $infobot_nick. The bomb blows $infobot_nick to smithereens! |
burgerfail | is about to serve $1 a delicious hamburger, but trips on an untied shoelace and sends the burger flying into $1's face. |
dumbbell | hands $1 a $2 lbs dumbbell. |
dumbbellfail | is about to hand $1 a $2 lbs dumbbell, but drops it onto their foot instead. |
soda | fills a glass up with refreshing, carbonated soda and gives it to $1. |
sodacan | shakes a can of soda and hands it to $1. |
sodafail | rushes to fill up a glass with the sweet, carbonated soda and hurries towards $1. However, in their rush, they trip and send the contents of the glass splashing all over $1. |
juice | pours $1 a nice glass of fruit juice. |
juicefail | pours $1 a glass of fruit juice. When $1 is about to drink it, however, they accidentally spill the drink onto themselves. Now $1 is a very sticky (and juicy!) person. |
chips | opens a bag of salted potato chips, pours some out into a bowl, and gives it to $1. |
noodle2 | gives $1 a bowl of noodles in soup. |
pizzafail | is walking towards $1 with their pizza when he slips on some oil and sends the hot pizza flying into $1's face. |
punch12 | Chuck Norris's $1. |
sandwich2 | makes $1 a chicken salad sandwich. |
sandwich3 | makes $1 a turkey bacon club sandwich. |
sandwich4 | makes $1 a BLT (Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) sandwich. |
sandwich5 | makes $1 an egg salad sandwich. |
katana2 | Hattori Hanzo's $1. |
cheese | slices up a block of aged cheese and serves it to $1. |
cheese2 | grates a block of aged cheese and serves it to $1. |
chocolate | gives $1 a bag filled with "fun-sized" chocolate bars. |
bagel | bakes $1 a bagel, and serves some optional butter, cream cheese, and smoked salmon along with it. |
cake | bakes $1 a delicious cake. |
pie | bakes $1 a hearty pie. |
sandwich7 | makes $1 a lunch meat sandwich. |
sandwich8 | makes $1 a cheese sandwich, grills it until the cheese is gooey, and serves it to $1. |
popcornfail | is about to hand $1 a bowl of popcorn when he drops it by accident, spilling the buttery popped kernels all over the floor. |
hotpocketfail | is about to send $1 a steaming hot pocket when he trips over the trash can, sending the oven-hot hot pocket flying into $1's face, giving them severe third-degree burns. |
quesadilla | fills up a corn tortilla with cheese, folds it over, grills it until the cheese is melted, and then serves it to $1. |
actis | is $* |
pierogi | wraps unleavened dough around some potatoes and cheese, cooks the dumpling in boiling water, and serves it to $1. |
globalcontribs | https://tools.wmflabs.org/guc/?user=$url_encoded_* |
cereal | pours $1 a bowl of cereal and slides a pitcher of milk and some sliced fruit along with it. |
breakfast | prepares a morning meal of buttered toast, scrambled eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, and a selection of coffee, tea, juice, and milk. |
breakfast2 | prepares a morning meal of noodles, congee, youtiao, salted duck eggs, dim sum, and a selection of tea or soy milk. |
lunch | prepares a midday meal of steamed rice, cooked vegetables, stewed meat, and some potato chips, along with a glass of fruit juice. |
lunch2 | prepares a midday meal of rice, curry, legumes, fish, and Indian sauces, along with a glass of water. |
dinner | prepares an evening meal of pasta, meat, potatoes, and peas, along with a selection of wine, sparkling juice, and plain water. |
dinner2 | prepares an evening meal of noodles, Peking duck, dumplings, green onions, and choy sum, along with no shortage of vinegar, soy sauce, and oyster sauce. |
crackers | gives $1 a plate of unsalted soda crackers. |
sandwich9 | slips some cheese, ham, tomatoes, and salami between some ciabatta, warms it in a pie iron, and serves it to $1. |
bible | https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?version=NIV&search=$url_encoded_* |
dictionary | http://www.dictionary.com/browse/$url_encoded_* |
breakfast3 | prepares a morning meal of corn tortillas, rice, beans, steak, and onions, topped with strong black coffee and milk. |
breakfast4 | prepares a morning meal of cooked fava beans, pita bread, cheese, and a boiled egg, seasoned with chopped parsley and tomatoes. |
puppy | hands over a fresh, completely non-potty trained, 'lil pup to $1. Both wag their tails excitedly. |
puppyfail | gives $1 the last pick of the litter. Pup gives a lick, bites a finger, and then lets loose on the carpet. |
sardines | opens a can of the small, oily fish, spoons it out onto a plate, and serves it to $1. |
lunch3 | prepares a midday meal of rice, beans, salad, meat, fish, and farofa, along with a selection of coffee, coconut water, and caipirinha. |
spaghetti | cooks $1 a delicious plate of spaghetti, and gives them the option to add meatballs, cheese, or pesto sauce onto it. |
breakfast5 | prepares a morning meal of baguettes and butter, followed by brioches and croissants, and some coffee or hot chocolate. |
breakfast6 | prepares a morning meal of breakfast cereal and milk, some strawberries, waffles, sausages, and orange juice. |
burp | belches loudly in front of $1. |
almondmilk | pours $1 a glass of almond milk. "You'll go nuts!" he adds. |
watermelon | delicately removes every seed from an ice cold slice of watermelon and hands it to $1. |
egg | fries an egg sunny side up and serves it to $1. |
egg2 | pops an egg into a pot full of water, boils it until it's cooked, and serves the hard-boiled egg to $1. |
spam | opens a can of spam and spams $1 with a plate of spammy spam spam. |
spamfail | opens a can of spam but gets overwhelmed with the spamminess of the spammy spam spam and spams $1 with spammy spam spam and spam and spam and more spam spamspamspamspamspam. |
fartfail | tries desperately to let one off in front of $1, but only succeeds in making rather... interesting... strenuous noises. |
granolabar | bakes into a bar some rolled oats, nuts, and honey, seals it into a pouch, and hands it to $1. |
ham | slices up a slab of pork that had been salted to the point of lasting another 50 years and serves it to $1. |
mre | hands $1 a package of Meal Ready to Eat packs, which includes a main course, a dessert, a powdered drink, and an energy bar, along with a plastic spoon to eat it with and a flameless ration heater to optionally cook it. |
dinner3 | prepares an evening meal of miso soup, grilled fish, salad, rice, and rice cakes, along with some hot green tea. |
dns | https://mxtoolbox.com/SuperTool.aspx?action=a%3a$url_encoded_1&run=toolpage |
rdns | https://mxtoolbox.com/SuperTool.aspx?action=ptr%3a$url_encoded_1&run=toolpage |
sayhi | Hello $infobot_nick! |
sayhito | Hello $*! |
commands | https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zfGh9timItyJDBA9hNNgdoN5WDZ3iZ5fwPGwIMLlGj8/edit |
gin | pours a tall glass of gin, splashes some tonic in the general vicinity of the glass, and hands it to $1. |
newbug | https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/maniphest/task/create/ |
skynet | Shh... We don't want people to know. |
wikipediaholic | How do you score on the [[WP:Wikipediholism test]]? Find out ---> http://tools.wmflabs.org/apersonbot/wikipediholism-test/ |
saturday | meh |
freeimages | bit.ly/1cZWV9G |
whoami | You are $infobot_nick! ...Or did you mean to use "@whoami" instead? |
bold | $* |
italic | $* |
underline | $* |
wmbotbug | Found a bug with the bot? Report it at https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/maniphest/task/create/?projects=wm-bot&assign=Petrb |
mycloak | $infobot_nick, if you have a cloak, it is currently $infobot_host. If not, and if you want one, see https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/IRC/Cloaks |
mynick | $infobot_nick, your current nickname is $infobot_nick. Do you need a mirror? Or a thermometer? |
render | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=render |
purge | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=purge |
pour | tips $1 over and pours them out. |
imateapot | ♪ I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout: "Tip me over and pour me out!" ♪ |
email | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:EmailUser/$wiki_encoded_* |
rfb | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_bureaucratship/$wiki_encoded_* |
lasersword5 | cauterizes $1. |
katana3 | iron chef's $1. |
katana4 | fillets $1. |
katana5 | dices $1 julienne style. |
katana6 | turns $1 into a blood fountain. |
chaingun5 | Schwarzenegger's $1. |
beans | Telling someone not to do something (e.g. stuffing beans up one's nose) usually has the opposite effect and makes them want to do it more. See http://enwp.org/WP:BEANS. By the way, beans are de-li-cious! |
copyvios | https://tools.wmflabs.org/copyvios?lang=en&project=wikipedia&action=search&use_engine=1&use_links=1&title=$url_encoded_* |
search | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search/$wiki_encoded_* |
gerrit | https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/#/c/$url_encoded_*/ |
urbandictionary | https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=$url_encoded_* |
electrocute | straps his pads around $1 and delivers a lethal 5,000,000 volts. |
block | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Block/$wiki_encoded_* - Log: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=block&page=User:$url_encoded_* |
status | https://status.wikimedia.org/ |
shutup | If you need me to stop talking in a channel, you can use the "@suppress-on" command for that (You can turn output back on via "@suppress-off"). Only admins can do this; use "@whoami" to see if you are one. |
pickle | opens a jar of gherkins immersed in spring water and hands it to $1. |
wednesday | @mlock You have 48 hours! |
partypoop | kills the music and turns on all the lights |
music | fires up a stereo and turns up the volume. |
fire | dismisses $1 with an aerosol can and a lighter. |
sunday | arm wrestles Pope Gregory XIII, gets another weekend day added. Happy Smundsday! |
post | Quit asking if you should post it, you coulda posted it already! |
bye | See you soon! Bye! |
apple | gives $1 an apple and reminds them that it'll keep anyone away—if they throw it hard enough. |
dessert | prepares a sweet course of a chocolate mousse and some nectarine tartelette. |
dessert2 | prepares a sweet course of chocolate cake and some sliced fruit. |
dessert3 | prepares a sweet course of apple pie with cinnamon and some cookies on the side. |
dessert4 | prepares a sweet course of douhua and red bean soup. |
cheesecake | bakes $1 a graham cracker cake with cream, soft cheese, and some fruit sauce. |
fry | pushes $1 into a deep fryer filled with hot oil and puts a lid over it. |
flamethrower15 | burns $1 to ashes. |
sushifail | rolls up some badly prepared, parasite-infected sashimi into the rice and seaweed and carelessly tosses it to $1, spilling most of the contents in the process. |
vodkafail | pours $1 a glass of water and tells them that it's vodka. When $1 takes a sip and glares at $infobot_nick, wm-bot throws the glass into their face. |
baconfail | burns $1's bacon to a smoking crisp, dumps some ketchup on top of it, and tosses it onto a plate. |
bagelfail | burns $1's bagel and spends the next half an hour scraping off the blackened chunks with a butter knife. He then puts some ketchup on it and tosses it into a bowl. |
breadfail | attempts to bake $1 a loaf of bread, but leaves it in the oven for too long, burning it to ashes. wm-bot takes the ashes out, "cuts" it with a breadknife, adds some butter, and serves it to $1. |
cakefail | makes $1 a "chocolate" cake... consisting of mud, rocks, and worms. Apologizing for the "mishap", wm-bot makes $1 a "sponge" cake... using a dishwashing sponge. |
cerealfail | pours into a bowl the crumbs at the bottom of the cereal box and hands it to $1, neglecting the milk and the fruits. |
champagne2 | pops the corks of two bottles of champagne, which hits $infobot_nick in both the left and right eyes. |
champagne | uncorks a bottle of champagne and sprays it at everyone. He then opens a second bottle and properly fills up some wine glasses with it. |
champagnefail | produces a bottle of champagne that had been uncorked three years ago and carelessly pours it out into some champagne glasses, spilling most of the liquid out onto the table. |
cheesefail | gives $1 a block of cheese that had been aged... on the countertop. It is covered in fuzzy, greenish-blue mold and looks completely unrecognizable. |
drunk | gives $1 a beer to help him/her sober up and summons an Uber. |
friesfail | shaves a potato paper thin and fries them until they're all burnt to ashes before shoving the mess onto $1's plate. |
die | no u |
dice | https://www.google.com/search?q=roll+a+die |
duckduckgo | https://duckduckgo.com/?q=$url_encoded_* |
waybacksave | https://web.archive.org/save/$url_encoded_* |
trusted | I trust no one, not even myself! ... For a more meaningful response, try "@trusted" instead. |
cuddle | gently wraps his robot arms around $1. As he whispers sweet binary, his ratcheting arms clamp tighter and tighter.. |
kiss | leans forward and places his robotic lips on $1's forehead and delivers an electrifying kiss. |
ricefail | adds too much water to the rice (but not enough to make congee), leaving a disgusting, mushy mess behind. To make matters worse, wm-bot "accidentally" drops this pathetic excuse for rice onto $1's lap. |
birthdaycakefail | bakes a delicious birthday cake and gives it to $1, but when they're about to blow out the candles, $infobot_nick pushes their face into the cake, burning their face on the candles, while wm-bot laughs and takes a picture. |
drunkfail | $1 is so drunk that they wind up puking all over the floor. wm-bot and $infobot_nick leave them out on the floor facing up to "sleep it off" and ignore them. |
drink | feeds $1 to the Cowplant (https://goo.gl/OtX3A4), milks the plant, and drinks them. wm-bot gains 5 days of life! |
eggfail | cracks an egg into a frying pan but runs halfway through the cooking process to answer the phone. The egg is neglected and burns to a charred crisp. wm-bot dumps the blackened mess onto $1's plate and calls it a day. |
milkfail | accidentally tips the pitcher of milk over and spills the liquid onto $1. wm-bot and $infobot_nick cry over it. |
sandwich6 | makes a sandwich of chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, and lots of mayo sandwiched between three slices of bread and held together by hors d'œuvre sticks. wm-bot serves this club sandwich to k6ka. |
sodacanfail | delivers a cold can of soda to $1. When $1 opens it, however, it explodes, sending sticky soda all over $1's face and clothes. wm-bot and $infobot_nick snicker in the background. |
waterfail | is filling up a glass with water when the tap goes insane! While trying to control the torrent of water, wm-bot accidentally directs the spray of water at $1, soaking them to the bone. |
applefail | hands $1 an apple that has worms and razor blades hiding inside. $1 bites into the apple and wind up with a bloody mouth filled with dirty, wiggly things! |
blankspace | |
tableflip | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ |
disapproval | ಠ_ಠ |
rollseyes | ◔_◔ |
ecosia | https://www.ecosia.org/search?q=$url_encoded_* |
punch13 | mistakes $1 for a punching bag. |
punch14 | shows $1 who is the greatest. |
chipsfail | punches the bag of chips before opening it, pours the crushed potato chips into a bowl, adds some ketchup to it, and serves it to $1. |
slap5 | slaps $1 across the face with one swift blow. |
YAS | YAS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAMycSPLh0 |
diff2 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Diff/$1/$2 |
bing | https://www.bing.com/search?q=$url_encoded_* |
spaghettifail | breaks apart the spaghetti before putting it in the pot, boils it until it's mushy and disgustingly soft, slips some worms under the tomato sauce and cheese, and serves the meal to $1. |
failfail | congratulates $1 for not screwing up for a change. |
poke | pokes $1 with his pointy metal finger. |
dealwithit | (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) |
justsayin | ¬_¬ |
boombox | |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| |
lesigh | (╯▅╰) |
idgaf | ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯ |
facepalm | (-‸ლ) |
whocares | ┐(´-`)┌ |
niteynite | (- o - ) zzZ ☽ |
mehmiddlefinger | 凸(¬、¬) |
effyou | ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ |
herculestableflip | (/ .□.)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /(.□. \) |
megatableflip | ┻━┻ミ\(ಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ |
flashlight | points a flashlight at $*. |
pointat | points his robot finger at $*. |
macandcheesefail | burns the macaroni, tosses an ungrated block of cheese on top of the blackened mess, and serves it to $1. |
candy | fills up $1's pillowcase with lots of candy. |
nocandy | You get no candy from me, $1! |
happybirthday | On behalf of everyone in the channel, we would like to wish $* a very happy birthday today! |
tablefix | (ノ^_^)ノ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ノ( ^_^ノ) |
magictableflip | (/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ┻━┻ |
cigarette | hands $1 a cigarette and a lighter. |
stoppokingme | (*・)σσσ(*゜Д゜*) |
glomp | runs towards $1, picks them up with his robot arms, and squeezes them tightly. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ |
rage | ಠ益ಠ |
ragequit | (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ |
tableflippedme | ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \) |
whisky | pours $1 a mighty fine glass of whisky. |
bourbon | pours $1 a glass of Kentucky bourbon. |
purse | smacks $1 around with Mrs. CrumpleBottom's purse filled with concrete doing 9000 HP of damage! |
bullshit | 🐂💩 |
slap6 | slaps $1 up and down with a burned out 600W power supply. |
it'sawful | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLJTAqnmHt0 |
turkey | roasts an entire turkey, carves it into neat pieces, and serves it to everyone in the channel. |
turkeyfail | gets his head stuck into the turkey while stuffing it, and spends half an hour running around with a raw turkey on his head. He finally gets it off, shoves it in the oven, and burns it to a crisp. The whole channel reeks of burnt turkey now! |
urlencode | $url_encoded_* |
wikiencode | $wiki_encoded_* |
cola | opens a bottle of ice-cold Coca-Cola, fills up a glass, and serves it to $1. |
cola2 | opens a bottle of ice-cold Pepsi, fills up a glass, and serves it to $1. |
cola3 | opens a bottle of ice-cold Coca-Cola and a bottle of Pepsi, pours both into a glass, and serves the mixture to $1. |
colafail | apologizes to $1 and serves a flat lukewarm Pepsi. |
colafail2 | grabs a plastic bottle of cola that had been sitting in a hot car for too long, pours it into a cheap Styrofoam cup, does a little dance, trips, and sends the drink flying into $1's face, making them sticky and sweet. |
icecreamfail2 | pours some cream into a bowl, adds some ice cubes to it, and gives it to $1. |
kissfail | moves in for a kiss, making suggestive smooching noises, but misses and bangs his skull into $1's mouth instead, chipping their front teeth. |
kiss2 | kisses $1 gently on the cheek, like an affectionate sibling or cousin, and rubs their back. |
hugfail | extends his arms out too suddenly for a hug and winds up accidentally smacking $1 across the face instead. |
mountaindew | pours $1 a refreshing glass of Mountain Dew. |
mountaindewfail | , knowing that Mountain Dew is a piss-yellow colour when poured out, unzips his pants, urinates into a green Mountain Dew bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it to $1. |
piefail | prepares a delicious apple pie, which he promptly throws into $1's face. |
pillowfail | slips a few cockroaches into a pillowcase and slides the vermin-infested pillow underneath $1's head. |
saladfail | throws together some leafy greens, slips some worms and slugs into it, and serves it to $1. |
spaghettifail2 | prepares an innocent-looking plate of spaghetti and meatballs, slips some worms into it, and gives it to $1. |
doughnut | bakes $1 a chocolate dip doughnut. |
doughnut2 | bakes $1 an old fashioned doughnut. |
doughnut3 | bakes $1 a chocolate glazed doughnut. |
doughnut4 | bakes $1 a maple dip doughnut. |
doughnut5 | bakes $1 a rainbow sprinkles doughnut. |
doughnutfail | slips a doughnut into his underwear, spends the whole day running around, pulls the fried cake out of his pants and gives it to $1. |
doughnutfail2 | burns $1's doughnut to a crisp, squirts some ketchup and mustard, and randomly sprinkles some rainbow sprinkles on top. |
ginfail | slips a roofie into a glass of gin, garnishes it with a rotten olive, and slides it over to $1. |
glock6 | rubs $1 out. |
glock7 | assassinates $1. |
punch15 | assaults $1. |
punch16 | violates $1. |
punch17 | gets personal (and physical) with $1. |
punch18 | knocks $1's front teeth out with a well placed uppercut to the chin. |
slap7 | slaps $1 around a bit with a large magikarp doing 15 damage! |
slap8 | slaps $1 around a bit with a gigantic trout. |
rake | rakes $1 over the coals. |
noodlefail | burns $1's noodles to a smoldering crisp and adds some ketchup to it. |
noodlefail2 | leaves $1's noodles in the pot for too long, turning it into a soggy, disgusting mess. |
tequila | pours $1 a shot of real Mexican tequila. |
amaretto | pours $1 a glass of sweet amaretto. |
martini | tosses together some gin and dry vermouth, stirs it together with ice, pours it into a chilled cocktail glass, garnishes it with an olive, and serves it to $1. |
amf | throws together some vodka, rum, tequila, gin, curaçao, lime juice, and lemon lime soda into a glass filled with ice, stirs it gently, and serves the Adios, Motherf**ker to $1. |
pinacolada | mixes together some rum, coconut milk, and pineapple juice with some crushed ice, pours it into a glass, garnishes with a pineapple, and serves the piña colada to $1. |
collins | mixes together some gin, lemon juice, and soda water into a Collins glass with ice, garnishes it with a lemon, and serves the Tom Collins to $1. |
shirleytemple | mixes together some ginger ale and a splash of grenadine, garnishes it with a maraschino cherry, and serves the drink to $1. |
royrogers | mixes together some cola and grenadine, garnishes with a maraschino cherry, and serves it to $1. |
150proofrum | pours $1 an entire glass of 150 Proof Rum and dares them to drink it all. |
tequilafail | heavily dilutes a glass of tequila with tonic water, adds a glob of saliva to it, and carelessly tosses it at $1. |
whiskyfail | pours $1 a very crappy glass of whisky that had been diluted with water. It also had laxatives in it. |
tequilafail2 | hands $1 a bottle of tequila and watches them consume most of it, tear off all their clothes, and then proceed to vomit all over all the sketchy hookers they'd brought in. |
sandwichfail | puts some sand between two slices of stale bread and gives it to $1. |
congeefail | adds way too much water to the congee and neglects to add enough rice, resulting in a very watery, tasteless gruel for $1 to eat. Drink, almost. There are also rice weevils swimming around in the liquid. |
cookiefail | burns a cookie to ashes, sprinkles some chocolate chips on top, and tosses it at $1. |
cookiefail2 | eats all of the cookie dough, leaving nothing for $1. |
eggfail2 | pops an egg into a pot of water and starts boiling it. He boils the egg for far too long at a flame far too hot, causing the egg to crack and to spill its contents into the pot. wm-bot serves the unpalatable mess onto $1's plate, complete with cracked bits of eggshell in the yolks. |
coin | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Conflict_of_interest/Noticeboard |
blpn | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons/Noticeboard |
revdel | Use {{Copyvio-revdel}} for copyvio revdels; for all other revdels, contact an admin PRIVATELY via email OR at #wikipedia-en-revdel - see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:REVDELREQUEST |
scotch | pours $1 a fine glass of Scottish Scotch whisky. |
eggnog | mixes together egg and nog to make eggnog, slides a glass over to $1, and offers them cooked-egg and alcoholic alternatives. |
eggnogfail | mixes 21 year old scotch into eggnog while on pain meds and spills it all over $1. |
goodafternoon | Good afternoon, $*! 🌞 |
goodmorning | Good morning, $*! 🌅 |
goodevening | Good evening, $*! 🌇 |
goodnight | Good night, $*! 🌝 |
flowers | sends $1 some wonderful smelling flowers! ✿❀❁ |
xtools | https://xtools.wmflabs.org/ec/en.wikipedia.org/$wiki_encoded_* |
muffin | bakes $1 a delicious chocolate chip muffin. |
muffin2 | bakes $1 a blueberry muffin. |
muffin3 | gives $1 an English muffin, singing "Oh yes I am the muffin man; The muffin man, the muffin man; Oh yes I am the muffin man; I live on Drury Lane!" |
decode | https://ncalculators.com/digital-computation/ip-address-hex-decimal-binary.htm |
dupdetect | https://tools.wmflabs.org/dupdet/ |
ip | https://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/$* |
xkcd | https://www.xkcd.com/$* |
lmgtfy | https://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=$url_encoded_* |
proxycheck | https://tools.wmflabs.org/ipcheck/index.php?ip=$* |
deletedcontribs | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:DeletedContributions/$wiki_encoded_* |
undelete | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/$wiki_encoded_* |
copypatrol | https://tools.wmflabs.org/copypatrol/en |
cakefail2 | leaves $1's cake in the oven for far too long, burning it to a blackened crisp. wm-bot sticks the mess into the fridge to "cool it off" and dumps the hunk onto $1's plate. |
globalrenameprogress | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:GlobalRenameProgress/$wiki_encoded_* |
flax | pours an ample amount of flax seeds into $1's hands, just enough to have a calming effect. |
coffee | pours $1 a cup of coffee. |
slap | slaps $1 silly. |
tea | pours $1 a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot. |
trout | whacks $1 around a bit with a large trout. |
punch | feeds $1 a knuckle sandwich. |
shotgun | gives $1 a faceful of buckshot. |
glock | rocks $1 with a glock. |
bat | sends $1 back to minor league. |
hammer | teaches $1 about hammer time. |
ak47 | empties a clip into $1. |
water | pours $1 a glass of water. |
hug | gives $1 a warm, friendly hug. |
congee | hands $1 a steaming bowl of congee. |
icecreamcoffee | slaps $1 for even thinking about such an abomination... shame on you! |
gingerale | hands $1 a glass of ginger ale. |
katana | makes sushi out of $1. |
icecream | gives $1 a bowl of ice cream! |
act | $* |
hotchocolate | pours $1 a mug of sweet, delicious hot chocolate with marshmallows inside. |
hotchocolatefail | makes a mug of hot chocolate and leaves it by the open window, allowing it to cool down (cold chocolate?). wm-bot then throws the contents into $1's face. |
hotchocolatefail2 | makes a mug of very hot chocolate and "accidentally" spills it onto $1, giving them severe third-degree burns. |
centralauth | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/$wiki_encoded_* |
delete | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_*?action=delete |
soon | Soon™ |
party | Woo! Party! 🎉 |
medicine | sits down with $*, talks to them over a cup of lemon tea, prepares a diagnosis, and prescribes them some medicine for them to get well on. |
medicinefail | produces a stethoscope, plays doctor for a bit, looks at $*'s genitals, then throws them some Tylenol laced with street drugs and tells them to take it every three hours. |
flaxfail | pours some rotten flax seeds into $1's hands and wishes them Godspeed in the bathroom. |
horseshit | 🐴💩 |
rightslog | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=rights&page=$url_encoded_* |
renamelogprev | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=gblrename&oldname=$url_encoded_* |
renamelogtarget | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?type=gblrename&page=Special:CentralAuth/$url_encoded_* |
stalk | https://tools.wmflabs.org/meta/stalktoy/$url_encoded_* |
relatedchanges | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RecentChangesLinked/$wiki_encoded_* |
afdstats | https://tools.wmflabs.org/afdstats/afdstats.py?name=$url_encoded_* |
steak | prepares for $* a delicious Angus steak in just the right level of doneness for them. |
miraheze | https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
mlerm | mlerms $* |
tsw | https://www.thesimswiki.com/$wiki_encoded_* |
fandom | Ugh, you've got to be kidding me! It's !wikia $wiki_encoded_* you disgusting fleabag! |
interact | https://tools.wmflabs.org/sigma/editorinteract.py?users=$url_encoded_1&users=$url_encoded_2&users=&startdate=&enddate=&ns=&server=enwiki |
excommunicate | declares $* to be excommunicated from the cabal, effective immediately!!!!!!!!!!!! |
excommunicatefail | declares $* to be excommunicated from the cabal, effective immediately but forgets the secret passcode and thus excommunicates themselves |
wikidata | https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
wikisource | https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
wikibooks | https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
wikinews | https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
wikiquote | https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
wikispecies | https://species.wikimedia.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
wikiversity | https://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
wikivoyage | https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
waybackoverview | https://web.archive.org/web/*/$url_encoded_* |
pong | ping |
steakfail | burns a steak to ashes, dumps it onto a plate, squirts some ketchup on it, and then slides the blackened mess over to $*. |
coibotuser | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:COIBot/UserReports/$wiki_encoded_* |
coibotxwiki | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:COIBot/XWiki/$wiki_encoded_* |
coibotlink | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:COIBot/LinkReports/$wiki_encoded_* |
coibotlocal | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:COIBot/Local/$wiki_encoded_* |
fish | serves $* some charbroiled fish. |
fish2 | serves $* some poached fish. |
fish3 | serves $* some fried fish. |
fishfail | slaps $* with the fish instead of cooking it for them. |
fishfail2 | serves $* some rotten fish that had already been dismembered by seagulls. |
fish4 | serves $* some steamed fish. |
globalcontribs2 | https://xtools.wmflabs.org/globalcontribs/$url_encoded_* |
mask | gives $* a box of medical masks. |
interrobang | ‽ |
gb | https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:GlobalBlock/$wiki_encoded_* |
ipinfo | WHOIS: https://whois.toolforge.org/gateway.py?lookup=true&ip=$* GEOLOCATE: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/$* SPUR: https://spur.us/context/$* IPCHECK: https://ipcheck.toolforge.org/index.php?ip=$* |
tc | https://xtools.wmflabs.org/ec-timecard/en.wikipedia.org/$* |
rwhois | https://viewdns.info/reversewhois/?q=$url_encoded_* |
whois | https://whois-referral.toolforge.org/gateway.py?lookup=true&ip=$url_encoded_* |