| Key | Value |
| yomama | Yo mama so fat, she needs her own fork lift to get out of bed. |
| Waggie | Waggalicious! |
| Amanda | Does what she wants. |
| Oshwah | BLARGH! I'm A FIRING MY LAZAH! |
| Samtar | RAWR! |
| Bsadowski1 | BLOOP! |
| AlexZ | Meh |
| OH- | Danger Noodle Snek Master! |
| enterprisey | APerson |
| k6ka | MASTER OF NAMES! |
| Cameron11598 | Supreme Cabal Leader |
| ping | plop |
| piaget2 | Terminator |
| Helpmebot | Skynet |
| plop | Do that in the bathroom. |
| bork | says the pupper |
| squeak | ...says the mouse. |
| meow | ...says the cat |
| chirp | ...says the bird. |
| moo | ...says the cow. |
| bark | ...says the dog. |
| brrrrt | ...says the drunkard. |
| Sock | Ping AmandaNP the laundry is piling up at [[WP:SPI]] |
| Vandalism | Oshwah clean up isle 6 |
| ArbCom | AmandaNP Ks0stm and Mkdw I bet you have unread emails you are avoiding... |
| Ks0stm | Tornado King |
| BLOOP | Goes the steward |
| belch | ...goes the drunkard |
| hiss | says the sneak |
| samtar | ...in a different timezone. |
| teamspeak | $infobot_nick requests a meeting on teamspeak Ping: Activelistener95 AlexZ AmandaNP Bu_Rob13 Bsadowski1 Cameron11598 coffee juliancolton kees08 KrakatoaKatie Ks0stm Mkdw Oshwah samtar Waggie |
| ks0bot | is annoying |
| admin | $infobot_nick needs admin attention. Ping: Bsadowski1 coffee juliancolton k6ka Ks0stm Oshwah |
| cu | $infobot_nick needs a Check User. Ping: AmandaNP and Ks0stm |
| os | $infobot_nick needs OverSight. Ping: AmandaNP and Ks0stm |
| snek | No step on snek |
| Cameron11598_ | ...doesn't do what he wants. He does what Cameron11598 wants him to do. |
| bestadmin | TheresNoTime |
| phail | PHAILURE! |